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Beer and Totty - a Website listing loads of pubs, bars and clubs in the UK - and all rated from a lads perspective - in terms of beer and totty!<br><br>
Completely free to use and search. You can also submit your own locations to our database
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<a href="main.htm" target="main">Front</a>
| <a href="/about.htm" target="main">About</a>
| <a href="http://www.beerandtotty.co.uk/en/1/find.mxs" target="main">Find</a>
| <a href="http://www.beerandtotty.co.uk/en/1/submitreview.mxs" target="main">Submit</a>
| <a href="/fun.htm" target="main">Fun & Games</a>
| <a href="/cgi-bin/beer.pl" target="main">Messages</a>
| <a href="/samservlets/links" target="main">Links</a>
| <a href="/samservlets/pubJump" target="main">Pub Listing</a>
| <a href="/faq.htm" target="main">FAQ</a>
This website has a predominately adult content, and is therefore unsuitable for those under 18.<br>
It is illegal to buy, or attempt to buy alcohol in the UK if you are under 18.</td></tr>
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Our aim is simple - To bring you the most comprehensive review of drinking establishments - for free.<br>
We are currently achieving this by adding over 40 places to our database every month.<br>
You can also help us out by <a href=http://www.beerandtotty.co.uk/en/1/submitreview.mxs><b>submitting reviews</b></a> to our database.<br><br>
All pubs, bars and clubs are indexed by location, and type -<br>
so you can simply and easily find what you are after.<br>
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<br>On here you will find reviews of places not based on how the mushrooms taste in the salads - because we simply don't care about that - but, instead the places are rated in five simple categories:<br><br>
<b>1. Range, price and quality of drinks<br>
2. How good the totty is in the place<br>
3. What are the bar staff like<br>
4. What facilities are available - pool table etc.<br>
5. What is the atmosphere like - music etc.<br></b>
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Then we total it all up, disregard the figure and come up with an <b>Overall</b> rating.
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