Beer and Totty - a Website listing loads of pubs, bars and clubs in the UK - and all rated from a lads perspective - in terms of beer and totty!
Completely free to use and search. You can also submit your own locations to our database
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This website has a predominately adult content, and is therefore unsuitable for those under 18.
It is illegal to buy, or attempt to buy alcohol in the UK if you are under 18.
Our aim is simple - To bring you the most comprehensive review of drinking establishments - for free.
We are currently achieving this by adding over 40 places to our database every month.
You can also help us out by submitting reviews to our database.
All pubs, bars and clubs are indexed by location, and type -
so you can simply and easily find what you are after.
On here you will find reviews of places not based on how the mushrooms taste in the salads - because we simply don't care about that - but, instead the places are rated in five simple categories:
1. Range, price and quality of drinks
2. How good the totty is in the place
3. What are the bar staff like
4. What facilities are available - pool table etc.
5. What is the atmosphere like - music etc.
Then we total it all up, disregard the figure and come up with an Overall rating.
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